Bucky/Steve/Natasha where Nat tops the hell out of them both and everyone loves it!

asdfghjukjhg there needs to be a million more Bucky/Steve/Natasha fics



we’re up all night to get bucky



it wasn’t get it was find


a samsteve playlist that’s just ‘close to you’ by the carpenters on repeat 

Marvel Sequels: No One Ever Gets a Haircut

make me choose - ecclestns asked: (in movies) rogue/marie or kitty pride/shadowcat?



Janelle Monae for the next Bond song.

Janelle Monae for next Bond. 

madmaudlingoes replied to your post: who the fuck is ringing my doorbell st…

That’s a good answer line. “Do you want to talk about our lord and savior Jesu—” “NOPE but if you want to talk about Mako Mori you can come in. Pants are optional.”

what if it is some sort of good samaritan giving you free pizza? ANSWER THAT DOOR


the peephole is too high for me to check but I will try to be more vigilant in the future




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  1. You have no problem with the gender wage gap. But you hate having to pay for dates.

  2. You insist that it’s a scientifically proven fact that men are stronger than women. But you complain about society believing that it’s worse for a man to hit a woman than for a woman to hit a man.

  3. You believe that the age of consent is unfair and that there’s nothing wrong with having sex with teenage girls. But when you find out that a teenage girl enjoys sex, you believe she’s the biggest slut in the world.

  4. You hate when a woman automatically assumes that a man is a douchebag before getting to know him. But when you like a woman who likes another man, you assume he’s a douchebag just because he’s not you.

  5. You believe that if women want equality, they should be drafted into the military. But you also believe that the military is not a place for women.

  6. You hate when women assume that men are like wild animals. But you believe that a woman who doesn’t cover up and make herself invisible to men is just like someone wearing a meat suit around wild animals.

  7. You hate the fact that men are bullied for not conforming to their male gender roles. But when you find out that a man disagrees with your beliefs about women’s rights, your immediate response is to try to emasculate him by comparing him to a woman as an insult.

  8. You hate when women assume that there are no nice guys. But you call yourself a nice guy and act like it’s a rare quality that should cause women to be all over you.

  9. You hate when women assume that men just want to get laid. But when you find out that a man is a feminist, you assume that he’s just doing it to get laid.

  10. You hate when women make generalizations about all men. But when a woman calls you out for being sexist, you claim that all men think like you.

  11. You insist that women should be responsible for protecting themselves from being raped. But when they follow the one piece of advice that actually works, which is being aware of red flags, you complain about them assuming that all men are rapists.

This is too fantastic.